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Atlanta Explained

  • Atlanta is comprised entirely of one way streets The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.
  • All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House..."
  • Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Road or Peachtree Corners.
  • Atlanta is home of Coca Cola. That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink... unless it's made by Coca Cola.
  • Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home.
  • Gate One at the Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse.
  • It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect so that out-of-towners don't feel lost....they're just on a "scenic drive."
  • The 8 a.m. rush hour is from 6:30 to 9:30 a.m. The 5:00 p.m. rush hour is from 3:30 to 6:30 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning and lasts through 2:00 a.m. Saturday.
  • Reversible lanes are not understood by anybody... especially those of us who live here.
  • "Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are.
  • "Sugar" is a more common form of address than "Miss". So is "Honey". "Honey" is always used by Waffle House waitresses.
  • Ponce de Leon Avenue can only be pronounced by a native, so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. (The Atlanta pronunciation is "ponts duh LEE-on")
  • The falling of one rain drop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules; so will daylight savings time, a girl applying eye shadow in the next car, or a flat tire three lanes over.
  • If you're standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere.
  • Atlanta is pronounced "LAN-uh".
  • Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts.
  • Construction crews aren't doing their job properly unless they close down all lanes except one during rush hour.
  • Atlanta's traffic is the friendliest around. The commuters spend hours mingling with each other twice a day. In fact, Atlanta's traffic is rated number 1 in the country. You will often see people parked beside the road and engaged in lively discussions.
  • Atlantans are very proud of our race track, known as Road Atlanta. It winds throughout the city on the Interstates, hence its name.
  • Georgia 400 is the southern equivalent of the Autobahn. You will rarely see a semi-truck on GA400, because even the truck drivers are intimidated by the oversized-SUV-wielding housewives racing home after a grueling day at the salon or the tennis match to meet their children at the school bus coming home from the college prep preschool

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